To Uganda that will not offend anyone I’m traveling with or anyone I meet:
…so not my Megatokyo F34R MY L33T N3KK1D SK1LLZ shirt, none of my ex-husband’s Army PT shirts, definitely not the Schoolyard Heroes shirt with the tiny devils dancing on the rainbow…
…whoops, better just leave all my My Chemical Romance shirts at home.
Are pirates okay?
Fuck it, I’m taking the pirate shirts.
This being an adult business is overrated.